96 lines
3.9 KiB
HTML
96 lines
3.9 KiB
HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>Puercito Fiction</title>
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<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com">
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<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com" crossorigin>
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<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Permanent+Marker&family=Special+Elite&display=swap" rel="stylesheet">
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="styles.css">
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<script>
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// Randomize background color on page load
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const colors = [
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'#f5d9e3', // muted rose
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'#f5e3d9', // muted peach
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'#e3d9f5', // muted lavender
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'#f5f5d9', // muted yellow
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'#d9f5e3', // muted teal
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'#f5d9d9', // muted coral
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'#d9e3f5', // muted blue
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'#f5dfe3' // muted peach-pink
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];
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const randomColor = colors[Math.floor(Math.random() * colors.length)];
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document.documentElement.style.setProperty('--bg-color', randomColor);
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// Randomize byline on page load
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const bylines = [
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'vamos a la casa',
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'population: 3 (7 if you count the dogs, 8 with the cat)',
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'don\'t look now it\'s right behind you',
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'time will forget (it\'s mutual)',
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'blink and you\'ll miss it (please don\'t)',
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'*whispers* everyone knows your business',
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'too abstract for maps',
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'who needs productivity when you can nap',
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'arros con gris y puerco lechon por favor',
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'established since eventually, perhaps',
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'this little piggie went weeeeeeeeeeeeeee',
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'I know you are but what am I (you are wonderful)',
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'androgynously being',
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'don\t do anything I wouldn\'t do',
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'wow you fit the whole thing in',
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'ask me about my very big hat',
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'what do you call a phone with a moustache',
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'I would bet on the 100 chihuahuas versus that t-rex',
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'sure you\'re a dog but what breed',
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'it\s dark in here',
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'are you gonna eat that',
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'my aunt did the same thing once',
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'did you hear the one about the silent vocalist',
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'what the puppy',
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'how now brown cow',
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'merp merp merp'
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];
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document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() {
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const randomByline = bylines[Math.floor(Math.random() * bylines.length)];
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document.querySelector('.byline').textContent = randomByline;
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});
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</script>
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</head>
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<body style="background-color: var(--bg-color);">
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<div class="container">
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<header>
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<h1>Puercito Fiction</h1>
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</header>
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<nav>
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<a href="about.html">about</a>
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<a href="comics.html">comics</a>
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<a href="projects.html">projects</a>
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<a href="https://pencilbooth.com/puercito" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">newsletter<img src="images/icons/external.svg" alt="" class="external-icon"></a>
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<a href="links.html">links</a>
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<a href="contact.html">contact</a>
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<a href="now.html">now</a>
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<a href="uses.html">uses</a>
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</nav>
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<main>
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<p class="byline">where comic strips come to gag</p>
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</main>
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<footer>
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<div class="social-links">
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<a href="https://instagram.com/puercito" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" aria-label="Instagram">
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<img src="images/icons/instagram.svg" alt="Instagram" width="20" height="20">
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</a>
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<a href="mailto:hello@puercito.net" aria-label="Email">
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<img src="images/icons/mail.svg" alt="Email" width="20" height="20">
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</a>
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</div>
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</footer>
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</div>
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</body>
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</html>
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