📝 even moar random phrases

site/index.html

@@ -47,7 +47,10 @@
             'it\s dark in here',
             'are you gonna eat that',
             'my aunt did the same thing once',
-            'did you hear the one about the silent vocalist'
+            'did you hear the one about the silent vocalist',
+            'what the puppy',
+            'how now brown cow',
+            'merp merp merp'
         ];
 
         document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() {