diff --git a/site/index.html b/site/index.html
index 8072be4..b6562bf 100644
--- a/site/index.html
+++ b/site/index.html
@@ -34,8 +34,16 @@
             'too abstract for maps',
             'who needs productivity when you can nap',
             'arros con gris y puerco lechon por favor',
-            'established sometime, perhaps',
-            'it is a little pig'
+            'established since eventually, perhaps',
+            'this little piggie went weeeeeeeeeeeeeee',
+            'I know you are but what am I (you are wonderful)',
+            'androgynously being',
+            'don\t do anything I wouldn\'t do',
+            'wow you fit the whole thing in',
+            'ask me about my very big hat',
+            'what do you call pinata with a mustache',
+            'I would bet on the 100 chihuahuas versus that t-rex',
+            'sure you\'re a dog but what breed'
         ];
 
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@@ -62,7 +70,7 @@
         </nav>
 
         <main>
-            <p class="byline">stories from the little town</p>
+            <p class="byline">where comic strips come to gag</p>
         </main>
 
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